Is it bad?

Okay, so, yet again, more hockey shiz. I'm on a high right now. So much hockey, and I sprained my ankle so I get to watch a ton of it without shame. I'm sick and aching, kay? No judging me. So, if you know me from the Warrior Cat site, and know me from Torrentfall's roleplay called East Cameron High, you'll know who I'm talking about.

So, I'm a writer. Obviously. And I normally write hockey slash [aka stories with hockey players getting together and getting jiggy probably while drunk] and during the Winter Olympics of 2010, my friend and I [also an avid hockey fan] found ourselves fawning over the Russian Team. I mean, GOD DAMN, they can play hockey. Although, Canada is going to win every year unless Sidney Crosby, Iginla, Toews, and a few others decide to SUCK for that part of the time. I'm American, so obviously, I rooted for my Americans [aka my sexy Patrick Kane and Brooks Orpik] but that's totally besides the point. ANYWAY. My friend and I thought that some of the Russians were close. So my friend thought, what if they like got hammered together and talked about feelings. And I said, "like a knitting circle." and thus the Russian Knitting Circle was born. I've been nurturing my babies [who keep in mind are real people who play actual hockey] and making them these friends of mine, or the Craycray Russians. And I recently told my friend, DwarfSession, or the lovely Scarzaylovelybooboobearangelface about them and I thought I'd share them<3

I've got four main ones, with maybe one that comes to town. We have horny and young Sasha [Alexander Semin]. Grandmotherly, but sweet Kovie. [Ilya Kovalchuk]. The badass and completely sexy Ovie [Alexander Ovechkin]. And the sweet and gentle giant Zhenya [Evgeni Malkin]. And is it bad if I've kind of made them my best friends within my mind? Yeah, probably, but whateves. I use them as characters in things that I will probably make sure never gets to the eyes of curious peeps. Anyway, you'll probably look them up and think of me as weird. Let me go look for a fuck to give...

Eh, couldn't find one. Anyway, here's the other bit. So, I've used hockey players as inspiration. Mainly Penguins, and it's gone well. They make pretty fun characters to roleplay with on the Off-Topic part of the Warrior Cat forums. [Go look at it, bro. You'll understand soon enough, young grasshopper.]

And, sure enough, I run out of muse for certain characters I've developed before the hockey craze. [Shocking, I know.] And I've always loved the Staal's. Mainly Jordan Staal because he's big and blonde, and WAS a Penguin. Damn him for wanting to play with the also very sexy blonde brother Eric of his. And you know what, damnit, I made them into characters. Well, my friend did. Also the one that helped with the Russian Knitting Circle. She's now in Chicago being a musician like she wants to. Hopefully she'll come see me to be lovely during the Winter Olympics. Yeah, I found them in an old email she sent me entitled 'The Vanderbrooke's.' and so I took them and I fell in love with them. I hadn't realized how they basically embodied Eric, Marc, Jordan, and Jared Staal. Until I emailed her about it and she said something about it. So, yes, I'm using my sexy boys and forever hockey crushes as characters without realizing it. It's like just craycray girl.

So, if any of you from the forums read this rambling bumbling crap all the way through, I'll give you a cookie. And I demand you look up the Staals. I'll direct you to a picture if you really want to know what I think of them as looking like. Anyway. So, I know I promised I wouldn't write another hockey related journal, but I had to.

Next time, maybe I'll move onto Andy Sixx and Black Veil Brides next. Or tackle the mysteriously wonderfulness of my new music obsession; Sleeping With Sirens. Pick your poison!

Haha, deuces.